Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid

(Disclaimer: This post is a JOKE. I am not necessarily a fan of the Twilight Saga, but I don't think of it as being anywhere CLOSE to being as bad as I write about it in the following post. Twilight will NOT kill you, unless someone throws it at you hard enough.)


This is one of the three new Entertainment Weekly collector's covers for the movie version of Twilight. The eyes in this picture are very creepy, and remind me of something, though I can't quite put my finger on it........................



HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! IT'S RENA AND MION FROM HIGURASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO CLAW OUR THROATS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all.